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200 Best Funny Happy Birthday Meme, Images, Pictures, Messages Of All Time

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Today we gathered more then 200 Best Funny Happy Birthday Meme, Images, Pictures, Messages
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Birthdays are celebrated in numerous cultures, often with a gift, party, or rite of passage. Many religions celebrate the birth of their founders with special holidays, they are special moments for anyone and the celebration goes beyond the gifts we receive and the birthday cakes. 


It should not just be a moment of celebration but also a period of sober reflection on One’s past years, it should also be a period to take records of the developments and events that have occurred in the past, One is also expected to plan for years to come so as to have more reasons to celebrate this remarkable moment later in the future. The good will messages we get from family and friends is something we always look forward if any of your loved ones is celebrating or about to celebrate, here are some funny and amazing happy birthday messages they will like.

1. Friend are friends forever, which is how long it took this card to get to you.

2. The message never changes, but the words do. H-BDAY! HF! That’s happy birthday, have fun in text-ese.

3. Old friends are sweeter with age. Old fish, like old birthday wishes, stink. Hope it was great.

4. I can’t tell you all the times I thought about your birthday. That’s because I can’t remember squat. Happy late birthday.

5. Sorry these birthday greetings are time -challenged. They’re from me.

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6. Here’s the message I should have sent. I hope your birthday was wonderful. Wonderful is exactly what you deserve.

7. Of all the gin joints in the world, I can’t remember where I left your card. Happy late birthday.

8. I was thinking about sending this card and…I fell asleep. Happy belated.

9. Sometimes my forgetter works better than my rememberer. Happy late birthday.

10. I bought you a card but my mouth was too dry to lick the stamp. So I wetted it. A lot. Did you know no post offices are open at 2 am?
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11. I don’t know how your birthday escaped me. I hope it was everything you wished.

12. Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about you. Very lately. Happy belated birthday.

13. My pen ran out of ink, my mind was out of “think.” Happy late birthday.

14. I didn’t miss your birthday. I am just fashionably late as always.

15. Could you have read my birthday message if I had sent it right on time? But now I’m pretty sure you have. Happy Birthday!
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16. I only realized your birthday had passed when the male dancers I hired showed up in Depends. Happy day, girlfriend.

17. Good news! I escaped the mudslide, but your poor card…

18. The gang wanted me to send their birthday wishes. The gang should have sent the card.

19. I have been a bit snowed under lately. I dug out to find this card with your name. Happy late birthday.

20. Your face floated before me the other day. I wish you’d said something about your birthday. Hope it was fun.
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21. This greeting is either very late or extremely early. Either way, Happy birthday.

22. If wishes were horses, mine would have come in dead last. Happy late birthday.

23. Tardy to school, tardy to work… some things never change. Happy late birthday.

24. I spent the whole time thinking about what I should text you for your birthday wish… until I ran out of time.


25. If you had delayed a day or two before you were born, this could have been your first birthday message. Happy Birthday!
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26. I intentionally sent my birthday wish this late, just to prove how you are always special to people like me… but not on selected days of the year like some people think.

27. The greeting may be stale, but the sentiments are fresh. Happy belated birthday.

28. Birthday messages never go out of style. The stamps, however…sorry, this is so late.

29. My life is a little crazy lately, but thinking of you clears things up. I hope you had a wonderful birthday.

30. I’m late. The last time I used those words, I ended up with a baby. This time, I “got nothing.” : ) Happy late birthday.
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31. Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.

32. You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.

33. I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.

34. Best wishes on your day, better you than me.

35. For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
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36. I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true”, but I am afraid that if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

37. Like the good wine, you get better with the years.

38. Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!

39. God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday

40. Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.
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41. I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.

42. Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!

43. I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.

44. Your age should be in the Book od Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.

45. This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!
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46. You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

47. In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

48. People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

49. What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But I have talked enough about me. Happy Birthday!

50. You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
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51. We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.

52. Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!

53. I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.

54. Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!

55. Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!
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56. I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday”!

57. This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar.

58. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!

59. Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!

60. May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!
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61. How about I just give you cash and we call it even?

62. I just rewrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.

63. What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!

64. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.

65. On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!


66. Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.

67. You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!

68. Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.

69. Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!

70. I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.

71. I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.

Special Birthday Messages

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72. Happy Birthday! Go ahead – snuff out the candles. I have the fire department on speed dial.

73. True friends remember your birthday but forget your age. I remember both, but I can’t count higher than 20. Happy Birthday!

74. Happy Birthday! This is the oldest I’ve ever known you, and you look great for your age.


75. Friends don’t let friends celebrate alone. Wanna share a Coke or something? Happy brthday!

76. You’ve grown much in the past year. You’ve become a person of integrity. It’s pure joy to watch you grow into the person God made you to be.

77. Last year, you made a list of the things you wanted to accomplish. You’ve checked every one off. I can’t wait to see this year’s list. Happy Birthday!

78. Birthdays teach us how to live life well. You’ve done so very well and I’m extremely proud of you. Enjoy your day with great celebration.

79. Wisdom comes with age. Happy Birthday, you who are among the wisest of the wise.

80. May your blessings always exceed your age. Enjoy your birthday, and may you have many more to come.

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81. Sending you many happy wishes today. Wishing for you another year of growth, prosperity, peace and great joy.

82. Birthday greetings my friend. I hope the past year has brought you peace, joy and comfort and praying the same for you in the year to come.

83. Special messages for you are enclosed. Enjoy your day today! Celebrate your life today! Look back at all you’ve accomplished in the past year and look forward to the year ahead.

84. It’s a day of celebration with family and friends. It’s your special day. Enjoy it to the fullest.

85. Graceful! That’s how I describe your birthday. You’ve aged gracefully in wisdom and character. I’m honored to call you my friend.

86. Today is a day of joy and celebration as we recognize your birthday. Embrace it and celebrate it. Many blessings to you!

87. What a lovely day as we celebrate the day of your birth. You graced the world the day you were born and you’ve graced our lives every day since.


88. It’s a beautiful day to celebrate a beautiful person. Have a blessed and celebratory day.

89. Happy Birthday! I’m so honored to call you my friend and to be able to celebrate this wonderful day with you.

90. Another year behind and another one ahead. Right in the middle is a special day of reflection, planning and celebrating. Happy Birthday!
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91. What a blessing! It’s your birthday, a day to celebrate and appreciate. It’s a day to count blessings and be thankful. It’s a day to live life to it’s fullest.

92. My greatest wish for you is that this year brings you all you desire. Have a happy birthday!

93. There’s nothing more exciting than celebrating your birthday. I can’t wait to celebrate with you.

94. I hope you are happy on this special day since you always put a smile on my face.

95. I’ve been waiting all year to tell you happy birthday! Have a great day!

96. May your birthday be full of cookies, candies, cakes and sweets.

97. Don’t be afraid of all the candles on your cake, all that means is that all your wishes will come true.

98. Birthdays are the best excuse to party so let’s get dressed up and head out on the town for your special day.

99. I will always remember the day that you were born. Happy Birthday!

100. You and I will be friends for life so let’s celebrate for your birthday today.
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Funny Birthday Wishes


For your birthday, I wish that every mirror in the world would vanish so you wouldn’t know that you are getting older. Enjoy!
You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
Don’t regret the grey hairs on your head. Aging is a privilege granted to a select few. Happy Birthday!

Sister
  • To someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!
  • Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!
  • I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!
  • Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet!
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Brother

  • Before you go out today, make sure your pockets are empty. It’s your day to have others treat you! I hope you enjoy your birthday, dear brother.
  • You might get all the responsibility for being the older brother, but you have no idea how hard it is to be the favorite of the family. Enjoy your day!
  • As the true and good-hearted brother that I am, I have remembered your birthday and forgotten your age.
  • You’ve already taught me so much as my older brother. Now I’m learning from you on how (not) to age gracefully. Have a great Bday!
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Happy Birthday Funny Friends

  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
  • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!

Husband

  • I do love how you stick to me like glue, it certainly makes it easy for me to keep track of where you are and what you are doing at all times.
  • You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry, 4 out of 5 boxes are not bad at all!
  • I didn’t get you a fancy gift this year, instead I thought it best to go with something sentimental. Remember that time you told me how happy it makes you when I wear red? Well, I’ve bought a whole new outfit and accessories in lush red colors. Just for you!
  • It’s time for me to start pulling my weight around the house I know. So today for your birthday I’ve cleaned all the rooms and made the house pretty, all for you! So now do your part, get in the kitchen and make us some dinner.
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  • No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.
  • Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.
  • Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
  • Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

Messages

Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…both of ’em! Well, you know what I mean.
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!
This year is the easiest one for me to pick a birthday gift for you,
I choose makeup for you to apply plenty of it to hide your wrinkles and your age.
At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
Just smile while you still have your natural teeth.
Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
We need a flamethrower instead of a lighter to light up all of your candles.
Check out our Funny Birthday Quotes from Dr Seuss.


Witty and Comical

  • Don’t count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you’re not down for the count.
  • The main thing to do to remain young is to lie when it comes to your age, eat slowly and dress like a teenager.
  • You’ve finally reached the age of wisdom but nobody wants to listen to you.
  • There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t in our course. May be I’m late, but have a great one.
  • You should count your age not your wrinkles. Count your experiences and blessings not your mistakes.
  • Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!
  • The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.
  • It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. Man, your birthday is hot!
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them.
  • Time may heal all wounds, but it leaves you with an unhealthy glow, saggy skin and crow’s feet.

Humorous Quotes for the Big Day


Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Felix Severn

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Unknown

The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.
Rose Nylund

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

Laughable Sayings


For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’
Steven Wright

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead centre of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin P. Adams

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
Richard J. Needham

Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.
Mark Twain

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Father Larry Lorenzoni

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
Doris Day

I’ve got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it’s all lower.
Gypsy Rose Lee

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler



Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich

Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
Edgar Watson Howe

The bad news is that I have a bad memory and am no good at math. The good news is that I have no idea how old I am.
Melanie White
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